April 16
I’ve been trying to learn to walk in heels for seriously years. I still can’t. I feel like it has to be something anatomical because if it was this hard for everyone to walk in heels I’m convinced nobody would do it. Yes, it’s fun and exciting to be tall…but not thaaat fun and exciting.
That said, I’m going to the Stanford grad formal and I am wearing 4-inch heels until I am too drunk to remain upright. That is just the facts of the matter. I’m just a little worried one of my knees will fall off.
